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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Mega-Shark vs. Crocosaurus

The other day, my wife and I watched a quite pleasurable little ditty, a sequel to the wonderfully terrible Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus. If you've guessed that these films are from the SyFy Network...you're 100% correct! Infamous for their gleefully despicably awful pictures with threadbare scripts, horrendous actors and uninspired computer graphics, SyFy has outdone itself yet again in finding a new low to strike. This film features one of the most wooden dare-I-say theatrical performances in recent memory, in the form of "Agent" Hutchinson("actress" Sarah Lieving). The most range or depth the viewer gets is a slight raise in the timbre of her voice when she's excited, making for some compelling viewing. I'm serious. We tried to walk away from this car wreck of a film, but found we were glued to our seats, as the acting became progressively worse, and the plot more ridiculous. Like this plot twist: We can't destroy these creatures unless we can contain them, so let's trap them in the Panama Fucking Canal and then NUKE IT! Yep. The film often dispels with logic or laws or even that people exist, and does what it wants. This, my friends, is the beauty of Mega-Shark vs. Crocosaurus: even when you think it can't get any worse, it surprises and entertains you with more nonsense! Watch it!