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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Antibiotics blow a bag of dicks

They do. They work slowly, they last waaaaaayyyy too long, and they don't go well with a cocktail. Kind of like Star Wars Episodes 1-3. Luckily I'm taking them with my steroid-laden, $150 asthma medication. Yep. That was the cost AFTER insurance deductible and such. Health care can suck a bag of dicks also.
Yep, can't drink...
I went into a liquor store to buy a bottle of wine for a dinner party and left with four. If I can't get drunk, everyone around me needs to get righteously shitcanned so I can be thoroughly amused.
Wanna feel my pain?!? Just watch Cocktail with Mr. Cruise. You won't want to drink for a week either.
Yep. I'm bitter. Time for Grandpa to take a nap.

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