#1- Water is your friend before you start drinking. After the fact is just like trying to catch a cheetah. And do you really want to chase the cheetah or be the cheetah?
#2- When you invite a bunch of people out for your birthday, remember: you do not have to do shots with ALL OF THEM.
#3- Sleep the day before your birthday. You may not get the chance to do so the day after. You will not be happy when you wake up. Trust me.
#4- Make sure your attendees can keep up with your consumption pace. Otherwise you'll be the last one standing. By 10pm.
#5- Only make an ass out of yourself to strangers. Your friends will defend you, unless you make an ass out of them too. Then you're on your own.
#6- Don't eat anything with a cream sauce before or after you drink.
#7- Don't bartend during your birthday party. The party won't reach you until you are done. Then it may be too late.
#8- Pepto.
#9- Greasy food is best for hangovers. Not during your evening.
#10- If you're on a diet, suspend it for your birthday. And spend time training for a few days beforehand.
#10 1/2- When it's over, it's over. Save up for the next 364 days. Then repeat.
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